Zodiac Adds a 13th Sign...

According to Time Magazine and various news outlets, that the Earth has shifted its axis recently and the re-emergence of a new sign called Ophichicus has arrived. It is known as the snake holder and the 13th sign of the Zodiac.  Now I don't really believe in astrology, for I don't understand how the Earth can change my behavior, let alone create it. However, for those who want to know if their lives have been changed forever, here are the new dates:

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

So I guess I'm a Virgo huh? I hope they do it big as I do....

Four Loko Being Turned Into Auto Fuel

According to FOX News, guess we're going to be using this beverage for gasoline in the future, which is something not out of the ordinary due to the amount of ethanol that comes from drinks like this. MXI Environmental Studies plans to distill the alcohol and then sell the ethanol to be blended into a gasoline mixture. They also plan to recycle the aluminum cans, the shipping packaging, and even the extra water from the distillation process. 


I'm just glad they're using this nasty drink for something productive. I tried the Cranberry Lemonade one night, and the only thing it did was give me a bad stomach.  I don't see how folks deal with it. 

There's actually a Jellyfish that never dies!!

My homie Malik-16 brought this story to my attention, which I found quite interesting.  There's actually been new scientific developments that there's a particular species of jellyfish that are known as the Turritopsis Nutricula that have the ability of immortality.  Sorry Drake, you may want things forever, but this jellyfish can actually have that. This makes it the one animal in the entire world that can repeatedly grow backwards (ala Benjamin Button) to its natural, first stage of life.  They're slowly growing to every other ocean around the world, too. 

The process of this happening is called trans-differentiation.  The same way how some animals can re-grow their limbs, others can change their entire bodies.

What that means is, say like you're 45 and you're getting tired of your day to day life of going to work on time, paying bills, the nagging about your wife/girlfriend and the mistress around the corner, the IRS, the family drama, etc. and decided to hit the Reset button on the Playstation console that you call your bellybutton and woke up as an infant starting all over again??? My question is, who would take care of you at that point? 45 year old baby, haha.